It was only a matter of time before this annoyed me, well when I say a matter of time I mean the first time I read about this. So just to recap, a mentally ill man who was allowed to become a solider (I need to tackle this separately or I will go off point) gets access to a number of classified documents and sends them to some Australian prick who thinks in the interest of freedom he needs to publish these documents online between sessions of raping Swedish woman.
"I don't consider it a no until they can say stop in at least ten different languages" - Julian Assange 2010 - Time Magazines 2010 Person of the Year (I narrowly missed out)
Of course most of the public sympathise with this man and we all hope he can freely carry on distributing classified documents and raping woman. Think about it, these documents are classified for a reason. The reason being we shouldn't be reading them. I can already hear the hippies spitting out their raw juices in shock, "but all data should be available to everyone man." Yes of course you greasy haired twat, lets publish all your private information online and see how you enjoy the experience. That time your uncle fondled your tiny cock will make great reading and explain to your drugged out twat of a girlfriend why you find intimacy so daunting.
Why were these documents classified? Because we live in a world where somethings have to remain secret. Yes, its true hippies, even I shouldn't know everything, you especially shouldn't know anything. The reason the US government (and trust me I have more to say about them in another post) distributed these documents is because their departments were notoriously segregated and the free flow of data between them limiting. To open up these channels could save your stupid hippy life. Do you think free love can defend yourself and your family against a nice big missile or do you think the government might be helping you just a little bit? Let them get the fuck on with it so you can carry on stuffing copious amounts of drugs mixed with detergent up your nose.
No this isn't a picture of a giant spliff.
Should the documents have been published. No. Of course they bloody shouldn't. Secrets are secrets for a reason, because they are on a need to know basis and most pricks in this world don't need to know them because they don't have the intelligence to realise that the world isn't a lovely, friendly place. It's a shit hole and lots of people want to kill you.
Some things need exposing sure, his publication on Scientology manuals is a particular good read but from now on Julian, get in touch and I'll let you know what needs exposing and what you should just leave the fuck alone. Lets start with Swedish woman....


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