The elderly have made me really angry!

I can really say what I like about the elderly, its not as if they can work out how to read this and get offended.  Technology overtook them faster than their nappies fill after a bag of prunes.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not condemning all the elderly, after all I appreciate the work of Madonna.
   




"You are only as old as the man you feel" says the 52 year old paedophile as she saddles her 21 year old dimwit.  That might be true but unfortunately you can't change the fact that your face looks like a cats skull squeezed into a latex balloon.





So excluding Madonna what issues do I have with the elderly.  Did you really have to ask?  Surely it is obvious to everyone?  No?  Well consider this if you will.  They seem to have a ready made excuse for being set in their ways to ensure they don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else, the fact that they slow me down in the street and have a lingering smell of cat piss is neither here nor there.  No, its the fact they seem to have a subset of their own rules that gets on my wick.  They seem to think its fine to be racist, homophobic, ageist and whatever other kind of discrimination they can come up with.  No-one else is allowed to say what they like so why should they?  It used to be different in my day, they coo as they tuck into a cream tea and stuff a scone down their wrinkly throats.  It is still your day your stupid old twat, you are still alive so follow the rules like everyone else.  Times change and so should you.  My solution to this, set aside a small island, the Isle of White will do, and if they don't like following the rules ship them off to the island and let them moan there so we don't have to hear their racist or homophobic rants.  After all what use are they to us except for distributing Werthers Originals?


Case in point - these old bag of bones turned away a gay couple from staying in their b&b.  Get with the times your pair of wrinkly monkey faces.  Being set in your ways is not a decent excuse in a society that is modern Britain that sets out rules to ensure that old twats like you two can't discriminate at will.  Being old is not a good excuse, your extra years should give you a wiser outlook.  The fact is you run a business and as such you comply to the rules of the country.  Just because you own a fancy old persons tea pot does not give you the opportunity to make up your own rules.  Also, this one is making me really angry, why do all old people have ships even if they have never been on a boat?  Oh that could be a whole different post, don't get me started.


So old people your notice has been served.  If you want my taxes to prop up your pensions get with the times and stop thinking that because of your age you can say what you like or I will personally ship you all off to the Isle Of Wight where you can spend your days moaning about young people, complaining about those queers and blacks that you seem to fear so much whilst your cover yourself in cat urine.  Indecently how do they do it, do they spray the cat piss on?