My hate for vegetarians is deep rooted and based on more than just their anti meat sentiments. It's the hypocrisy of being a vege that really gets on my wick. Now don't get me wrong I do have, believe it or not, some vegetarians friends (although they are in the firing line for my next friends clear out). This is actually where the problem started; we have to agree to meet at certain restaurants that don't have many stairs because their diet simply doesn't give them the energy to ascend stairs. When they do finally get to their seat and slump down in an exhausted heap, we order the food and almost instantly the eye brow is raised as soon as I mention a meat based dish. Of course as soon as there is a slight raise of an eyebrow or a quiet grunt, I immediately go on the offensive. Yes, if you can believe it, I have a short fuse.
Firstly, it is your choice if you don't want to eat delicious meat. It is not my
choice so keep your opinions to yourself. Secondly, if you are that bloody concerned about animals why are you wearing leather shoes and have a designer leather handbag. Do you not realise you are wearing animal skin on your feet you stupid hypocritical arse?Now I don't happen to believe in god, I have an education, but if you do happen to believe in god and you are a vege then answer me this: if god didn't want us to eat meat why would he have made it so damn tasty? Now please don't eat get me started on those bean munching vegans! Have you ever seen a healthy looking vegan, no, because they don't exist.
So to sum up, be a vegetarian by all means, that only leaves more meat for me, but for the love of god please don't preach to me about my love of meat. Next time you do you might just get a pork chop slapped across your face.
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